Remember when Lindsay Lohan won that card game with Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan had to skinny dip in the lake but Lindsay Lohan stole her clothes and Lindsay Lohan was so pissed?
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how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two
blockbuster went out of business, which shocked everyone because we all thought they already did three years ago
when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country
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